Top 10 Ron Burgundy Quotes

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.

Ohh, it's a deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...

It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.

Brick Tamland: I love lamp.

Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?

Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.