Fan-atical

I'm not a fanatical fan of sports. However, there are millions of you out there. If you have done any of these things, or are seriously considering acting on one of the following -- you are automatically put into the OVER OBSESSED FANATICAL FAN category!

1. You name your first born child after your favorite player.
2. You have a tattoo of the team logo and/or the team mascot.
3. You painted your car/decorated your house with team colors.
4. You have a bobblehead doll of each player.
6. At the game you listen to the game on your antenna headphones. And write in your journal all the player stats as the game progresses.
7. You stop talking to your friends if your team loses because you are just so mad!
8. You consistently watch team practices and travel to away games.
9. You sneak into the locker room to pump up the team before the game.

If any of the above apply to you....I'm not sure we can be friends anymore.