4.02.2008

No, this isn't a fake i.d.

So at the DMV yesterday I had to get a new license since I changed my name (back to my maiden name, St.Hilaire). They took my old license, punched a hole in it, and gave it back to me with a "temporary" license (a sheet of paper). I went to Claim Jumper last night and tried to order a martini -- I was totally denied because my license had been "tampered" with. I talked to the manager, and if I want to order alcohol then I need to show my passport. Passport?! Who carries their passport around with them in their purse??
Lame.
So for the next 4 - 6 weeks I will be unable to purchase alcohol. I'll be like those teenagers who stand in front of Ralph's asking someone older to buy beer for them. Boo.

4 comments:

Courtney said...

HAA!!! I might have to write my own version because it was so dang funny!
Please send my that pic.

Julie Hibbard said...

Please come to my house next time. I have quite an assortment of beverages and would SO love to drink them with you!
:)

PETE Di LALLO said...

The DMV is LAME...what an awful and sad thing to happen to you...
you should call the Governator...

Heather McTaggart said...

I have an "in" with a manager at Trader Joe's...I can "hook you up!" Go to the MV Trader Joe's, ask for David...then have him call me...I will give him the "skinny" and get you alcohol! Hold on sister..there's hope!