Airport Alone

First off...if I had a child, I wouldn't forget him in the airport.
Second off, if I had a child, I would notice he's missing because I have an extra ticket in my hand.
Third off, if I had a child, I would notice if he's not sitting next to me on an airplane.
Fourth off, if I had a child, I would be mortified if the airport security had to notify me MID AIR that my child was still at the airport.
Fifth off, if I had a child and I did this, I would call child protective services on myself.

Read the story HERE. Poor kid. At least Macaulay Culkin had a whole house to himself when his parents left him.