Dear Simon, Paula, Dog and the New Girl,

Please please please bring back Norman Gentle as the Wild Card next week. He is the next Weird Al and I really think he can bring America tons of joy, belly laughs and fellowship.

Yes, I know he is a little ridiculous looking. Apparently he owns only one shirt and he creates a weird animosity and tension between him and Seacrest, but let's be honest. America's economy is in the crapper, North Korea is firing off "practice" missiles, Gossip Girl was a repeat this week, now this?!

America needs him. America needs Norman Gentle.

Thank you for your consideration,

Citizens of the United States of America