My Next Rig-cation

I'm in the process of choosing my next vacation. It'll be sometime this year, and hopefully an international one. As I was looking online I came across a new vacation spot that I am taking into serious consideration: vacation on an oil rig in the middle of the ocean.

I know, huh? It's just like a cruise boat, but it doesn't go anywhere.
It may seem a little odd, but it's in a remote area of the ocean...complete peace...spas and swimming pools...and other than a tsunami there is no chance of a huge natural disaster getting in your way. And there are plenty of activities, so you can totally enjoy plenty of sea-bound activities.

Plus for every stay you get a free copy of Armageddon. See you there?