I got a new job today.

I am a temp at Dunder Mifflin Infinity. I applied, got paid $1000.00 SchruteBucks and was able to buy a phone, post it notes, Dunder Mifflin order book, and a wall placard for my desk. I work at the Long Beach, CA branch, and am looking forward to moving up in the world of Dunder Mifflin.
Congratulations to me!