German Beard Championships and a Q for the Ladies

This past week was the official German Beard Championships. I would have loved to go to this. What motivates someone to grow their beard for the sake of a championship? It’s kind of like an anti-beauty-contest-for-bearded-men-contest.

Here are a few of my favorites:

Fringe Frontier Man:
Hairy Arms that Match the Beard Man:
Solvang "I wanna go to Holland" Man:
Pieces of Flare Man:
Moustache “I’m gonna wack you” Man:

Union/Confederate Confused Man:
Mariachi "I'm the 4th Amigo" Man:
In your face man:

I wonder if my brother (who chose not to take a razor with him on his 5 month mission excursion) will participate in the USA Beard Championships next year….

LADIES: If you could choose one from the above pictures, which man would you prefer to date / marry?


Alli Hibb said...

Oh, wow...this is a tough question.
I think I choose the windmill man...

Joe Pena said...

this is gross. "In your face man" reminded me of Cousin It from the Adams Family.

Julie Hibbard said...

I would choose windmill man too. He looks like he'd be fun to hang out with!!

KAT said...

In your face!

He'd a little hard to kiss....

LoL!!! =D

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bri brockman said...

! does "im gonna whack you" man have the rest of his beard TUCKED INTO HIS SHIRT!?

Butch Jamie said...

I think I'd go with "I'm gonna wack you" man. Even though he doesn't look too friendly, he has the least amount of hair on his face, which is a good thing.

But now that you mention it, I do see the rest of his beard tucked into his shirt. Either that or his chest hair is overflowing up to his neck.