I don't like Halloween.

I don't like being scared.
I don't like people celebrating evil.
I don't like seeing people dressed up like ex-Presidents.
I don't like creepy jack-o-lanterns.
I don't like creepy things like spiders, cob webs, blood seeping from mouths of "dead people," skulls and red flickering hearts exposed through mannequins.

Last year on Halloween I was flying to Florida for work, and the flight attendants kept making spooky noises over the intercom -- it was quite hilarious. But, if it was during a red eye flight I probably would've tripped them as they came down the aisle.

This year, I will be in Florida again (random) for work. Most likely my co-workers will also be making spooky noises all day long.

What DO I like about Halloween?
Harvest Parties.
Candy.
Dressing up in ridiculous (not scary) costumes with friends.
And of course, the wereworf bar mizvah.